Not All those who wander are lost

jusquau-bout-de-lennui:

Jessica Lange, 1979

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swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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minced-oath:

qveeraskvlt:

The Republicans In ‘Republicans Are People Too’ Ad Are All Stock Photos

"Republicans are Stock Photos."

"Republicans Are Actually A Fallacy and Don’t Exist"

(Source: pancakelanding, via thisghoulknowswhatimtalkingabout)

beyonslayed:

cheesecakefagtory:

Video of the century.

MISS THANG IS SERV- ING THE GIRLS

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via ruinedchildhood)

seagulldragonfly:

RYAN MURPHY HAS CONFIRMED EDWARD MORDRAKE PT. 2 WILL HAVE A TWISTY BACKSTORY

seagulldragonfly:

RYAN MURPHY HAS CONFIRMED EDWARD MORDRAKE PT. 2 WILL HAVE A TWISTY BACKSTORY

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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  • me on my deathbed: i just have one more thing 2 say before i die
  • everyone: what is it
  • me: the kardashians just love each other so much like no matter what anyone says they always have each others backs and remember when rob didn't go to kims wedding because he was feeling self conscious and she wasnt even mad she was just sad for him like how sweet is that
  • everyone: are u serio-
  • me: kardashians 4 life
  • me: [dies]

(Source: thirlweed, via prettyboystyles)

theimpressivesir:

You will be remembered Meep! #AmericanHorrorStory #FreakShow #AmericanHorrorStoryFreakShow #AHS #AHSFreakShow #Meep #Horror

theimpressivesir:

You will be remembered Meep! #AmericanHorrorStory #FreakShow #AmericanHorrorStoryFreakShow #AHS #AHSFreakShow #Meep #Horror

id-rather-be-in-ambrose:

was that pepper or will farrel from wedding crashers?

I’m allergic to cats, dogs, treason,and rap videos that exploit women.